05 October 2010

Norman Wisdom and the European Parliament

Sir Norman Wisdom has died. He is being described today as a "comic craftsman", and was reportedly (Sir) Charlie Chaplin's favourite clown.

I remembered a story from former MEP Richard Corbett, which tells of an unexpected moment of humour in the European Parliament:

One classic story is about a debate when a member from Normandy came up with just the right compromise at the right time. One of the French MEPs, using an old French expression, said that this was thanks to "la sagesse normande" (the wisdom of people from Normandy). The English interpretation rendered this as being "all thanks to Norman Wisdom". No one of any other nationality could quite understand why the British and Irish members were in stitches!


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24 November 2009

I know it's not Advent yet, but ...

... I've just seen the ideal Christmas present! Go on, admit it: you want one!




I think Abp Rowan is the better likeness!

These are Christmas Tree decorations, available from York Minster Shop. Just as a note to friends who may be thinking what to buy me - these are not first on my Christmas list! But I'm sure you could think of somebody who would like one!

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21 October 2009

Welcome home Brett?!

Another story to produce a (this time wry) smile is the request by the mayor of Green Bay, Wisconsin for appropriate ways to mark the "homecoming" of former Packers' great Brett Favre.

Having said (many times) that he would never play for anyone else but the Pack, having said (many times) that he was retiring, Favre is due to QB the Pack's despised rivals the Minnesota Vikings at Lambeau Field in a fortnight.

Two early suggestions are reported on the NFL's website (full story here):

"One suggestion calls for making the world's largest waffle in the shape of No. 4, Favre's jersey number. It's a playful jab at Favre's indecisive approach to retirement.

"One Packers site, cheeseheadtv.com, already has weighed in with a list of suggestions to mark the occasion. Among them: creating a video montage of Favre's interceptions and showing it before the game."


I want to be able to say the Packer Nation responded to Favre's return with class, but the temptation is certainly there ...

"We miss you, Brent!"

I hope the Packers' Defense is preparing its own special welcome!

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You couldn't make up!

Here is a super story about Usain Bolt - Olympic and World Champion sprinter and the fastest man in the world. It seems he is also an accomplished cricketer.

Bolt distinguished himself in a recent charity game in Jamaica, but his innings came to a very unlikely end - he was run out!! (The story is here).


Then there's the story about the new Formula 1 World Champion Jenson Button, who apparently failed his driving test first time - for going too fast!

His driving instructor says: "He failed his test because he got into racing mode and nipped through a small gap on a notoriously narrow road without blinking an eyelid." (Full story here).

Bolt's run out seems very unlikely, but Button's early oversight rather more predictable!

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23 February 2009

C of E tweeting for Lent

You may have noticed that I have signed up on Twitter. (See twitterings on right of page). This has a number of "benefits" ...

I can bombard the mildly-interested with a stream of details about my (in)activities!

I can appear to be updating my blog with something approaching regularity (!!)

I can appear to be busy, and even "in touch" with new developments on the Web!

Appearances, as we know, can be defective.


But the point of mentioning Twitter is that it is just one of the means the Church of England is using this year to promote its "Love Life, Live Lent" campaign. If you would like to keep Lent by doing "simple acts of generosity and thoughtfulness", take a look at this from the CofE website.

Church gives out 'tweets' for Lent explains how you can take part using Twitter, Facebook etc - or just go to the "Love Life, Live Lent" website.

Time I looked busy again!

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21 February 2009

Quote of the day

The blog is in danger of gathering cobwebs again - what my son calls "a cobWebsite", so ...

Along the lines of "the person who never made a mistake never made anything", here is a quotation I happened across, which develops the theme:

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default.”

J K Rowling, speaking at Harvard University.

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29 January 2009

Packer People

I spent some time this afternoon doing something I could never have imagined not so many years ago. “Back in the day …”, that is when I was a lot younger than I am now, speaking to someone “abroad” on the telephone was difficult and expensive! The lines were often poor and, all in all, there was just too much cost and effort involved. Yet today – through the wonders of Skype – I’ve been chatting to a guy from Dubuque, Iowa, who is actually a very familiar voice – Ross Janes.

Ross and his friend Wes produce an excellent podcast called Packershow – and many of us Packer fans listen every week to their extremely informed, sometimes controversial, always entertaining views about the Green Bay Packers. Ross and Wes are always keen to involve their listeners in the show – one of them, Patrick Castleberg, produces a regular comment piece every week – and so Ross is exploring ways of recording interviews with the Packershow faithful. Hence our conversation today.

Whether my interview comes to anything is by the by. The real joy was talking to Ross about some of the things we share: the Packers, of course, but also our faith and our families and our different, but related lives. In short, Ross is a real class act, and it was a privilege to get to know him a little better! (Ross' blog is
here, by the way.)

The Packershow community is growing – you can find out more at
http://packershow.com/ The shows are available every week during the season, and on other key occasions in the off-season, like before the NFL draft. You can get them from the site, or subscribe using iTunes.

The guys have promised a discussion soon of the impending defensive changes for the Pack, so if (like me) you really need to learn more about the 3-4 defense and who Dom Capers is – tune in to Packershow! Or if you just want to hear some enthusiastic and knowledgeable fans talking about their favourite (favorite!) team - go to
http://packershow.com/


When he was appointed as Head Coach of the Packers, Mike McCarthy talked of his wish to attract to the team not just good players, but “Packer People”. Ross and Wes and Patrick - and so many more new friends – are truly Packer People!

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29 January 2008

Incoming Paperwork




Once again Dave Walker proves that he must have a spy camera in my study ...
Here is the original version - much easier to see!
The Cartoon Blog by Dave Walker








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05 October 2007

The difficulty of naming a day

Prevailing wisdom is that Gordon Brown is consulting the opinion polls before deciding whether to call a General Election.

The truth is far more prosaic, as
Dave Walker suggests:






http://www.cartoonchurch.com/

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25 July 2007

How bad things are

I regularly take part in a public opinion survey which asks how I think things are going in my neighbourhood, in the UK and in the world. The definitive answer is provided by Dave Walker:


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21 July 2007

Davis doesn't go there

I am no great fan of the Conservative politician David Davis. I suppose if pressed, I would probably confess to grudging respect for him - a respect enhanced by an episode this week, recounted by the BBC's Nick Assinder.


Shadow home secretary David Davis wins the prize for the shortest, sharpest answer yet given by a guest at the monthly lunch for political journalists.

Davis was asked, first what advice he thinks Alastair Campbell would have given him had he been running his campaign to be leader of the Tory party and, second, what he believed David Cameron's biggest mistake had been so far.

After no more than a nano-second's pause, Mr Davis replied:

"He would have advised me not to answer the second question."

It was the only time I have witnessed a guest getting a round of applause half way through his appearance.

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20 July 2007

Myers Briggs for Potter fans?

I scored Lupin over Hermione on a tie-break question! This means either that I am in touch with my feminine side ... or that I am even more confused than I thought!

50% Snape is a bit worrying ... Either I am, or I'm not?!



You scored as Remus Lupin, You are a wise and caring wizard and a good, loyal friend to boot. However sometimes in an effort to be liked by others you can let things slide by, which ordinarily you would protest about.


Hermione Granger

75%

Remus Lupin

75%

Ron Weasley

70%

Albus Dumbledore

60%

Ginny Weasley

55%

Severus Snape

50%

Draco Malfoy

45%

Sirius Black

45%

Harry Potter

45%

Lord Voldemort

45%


Try the quiz here

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?

QuizFarm.com

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20 February 2007

Dangerous innovations!

The Primates of the Anglican Communion have concluded their meeting and issued their Communiqué. Because I am "a bear of very little brain" (especially in such matters as these!) I have not begun to digest the text or its implications, but I did notice one particular phrase.

Paragraph 10 of the Communiqué speaks of the "two threats to our common life" identified in the Windsor Report -

"certain developments in the life and ministry of the Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church of Canada which challenged the standard of teaching on human sexuality", and

"cross-boundary interventions" in the life of those Provinces.

It then explains that:

"the cross-boundary interventions arose from a deep concern for the welfare of Anglicans in the face of innovation." [My emphasis].

That's what got me!

Innovation in the church - whatever next?!

We now have official confirmation - at the highest level - that innovation causes deep concern for the welfare of Anglicans!

It's probably just me, but I wouldn't have thought that the outbreak of rampant innovation was all that much of a danger in the Anglican Church!

One of my favourite events in the life of the Church is when Peter is asked to go to the house of Cornelius the centurion in Acts 10. I am bound to observe that if Peter had not responded positively to God's will for innovation, then there would be no Anglican Communion!

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17 February 2007

Grace - God's pass mark!

As usual, Dave Walker is hitting ecclesiastical nails squarely on their heads!

His comment on the "Communion Sub-Group" report on The Episcopal Church of the USA reflects a rather more generous assessment than I fear will be forthcoming from some ...


The full series of cartoons is on Dave's Cartoon blog here
Permalink: http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/2007/02/16/the-primates-meeting/

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07 February 2007

Procrastinate, moi?

This is worrying! It's beginning to look as if Dave may have a hidden camera in my study!!

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06 February 2007

Save the Planet - Stop Ironing

Here's an inspired idea from Dave Walker - it could just work!

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Wittgenstein, Freud and wheelie bins!

What an unexpected joy to have Clive James back on our airwaves with his first contribution to BBC Radio 4's A Point of View! I normally dip out when Brian Walden finishes a stint on this programme, but now I'll try and tune in to Mr James - always providing my Sunday morning hasn't degenerated into full panic mode by 8.50 am!

This week Clive touches on environmental issues, seduction by language and male pride. I especially enjoyed this section on the wheelie bin and male/female roles. To say that I recognised myself would be ... absolutely true!


In Cambridge we divide our garbage into two wheelie bins, marked compostable and non-compostable.

The two classifications don't apply to the wheelie bins, both of which are made of heavy-duty, non-compostable plastic, but do apply to their contents.


As the dolt of the household, a mere male and therefore little more than a brain-stem with a bank account, I myself am correctly regarded as too stupid to decide what goes into each bin. My job is to substitute one bin for another in the garden shed according to which week which bin is collected.


Only women are clever enough to plan this schedule but only men can do the heavy labour involved, employing the brute force for which they have been famous since the cave, when everything was biodegradable.

... Each time I change the bins I almost subtract myself from the present total of the inhabitants of East Anglia because for evolutionary reasons I am unable to lug one bin out and push the other bin in without impacting my forehead into the top frame of the shed door.

After the first time I fell to the flagstones clutching my bisected skull, when I jokingly suggested to the three watching eco-furies [wife and 2 daughters] that if I croaked in mid-manoeuvre they could always recycle me, I was informed that this possibility was on the cards because just outside of town there is a cemetery where they will bury you in a cardboard box.

There is also a graveyard called All Souls which has two wheelie bins standing outside it, one marked "All Souls compostable" and the other marked "All Souls non-compostable".



In the terminology we use in our household, it is important to recognise which are the "blue jobs" and the "pink jobs"!

Clive's full talk is here.

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07 November 2006

Vicarage wildlife?!

Making my way round a local supermarket this afternoon, I rang the Vicar, my wife, to check up on my shopping list - no reply. A few minutes later she rang back with a confusing tale.

She hadn't been able to answer because the postman wanted her to see the beaver cubs!

Now, I'm a duffer on all matters relating to wildlife - so this one really confused me! We have beaver cubs at the Vicarage?!?

Well, not exactly ...! It seems the postman who came while I was out is also a Cub Leader, and the Beavers are a junior branch of the Scouting movement! I guess the visit is now in the diary.

Now, of course, I should have known that - but that's not what I heard!!

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25 October 2006

"Locked-in vicar rings for help"

My wife saw this on the Daily Telegraph web site - you can see why she would have spotted it.

There but for the grace of God go we! (Note especially the role of the son ... ours doesn't play the drums, but our vicarage is a bit further away from the church).

(Telegraph link here)

Locked-in vicar rings for help
By Nigel Bunyan
Last Updated: 1:52am BST 20/10/2006

A vicar who inadvertently locked himself and his wife into his church used the bell to send out a "morse code" distress call to his parishioners. The Rev Steve Rathbone, 45, spent 20 minutes pulling on the rope before neighbours in Rainbow, near Macclesfield, Cheshire, realised something was amiss.

Mr Rathbone and his wife, Jo, might have been freed earlier had their son, Jake, 16, who was in the vicarage next door, not been playing on his drum kit.

They became trapped after a coffee morning when a helper left the building and locked it, unaware anyone was inside.

Mr Rathbone, who has been the parish vicar of Rainbow for three years, said: "People said they didn't know for sure that it was an SOS, but they could tell it was an unusual rhythm for a church bell.

"They came to investigate, realised we were trapped and let us out – for which we were truly thankful".

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29 September 2006

Greatly exaggerated!

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

So wrote Mark Twain in a cable from London to the Associated Press in 1897.

It seems however that AP has struck again. News outlets around the world reported the death this week of Paul Vance, co-writer of the song Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. This came as a particular shock to Mr Vance, who saw the report on TV!

Apparently a woman who had been recently widowed repeated, in all innocence, her late husband’s claim that he had written the song.

The real live writer is still fending off telephone calls and reassuring relatives and friends that he is very much alive! Apparently he liked most of what was written in his obituaries – but wanted to take issue with some of the things he read!

The BBC had to retract it's report (here), whilst this is the Associated Press killing the story (here)! [The Guardian has now killed the link - probably not directly out of embarrassment!]

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